me: okay so there's this guy and i really like him a lot
friend: let me guess it's another fictional character
me:
me:
me:
me: how did you figure that out

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nightmareloki:

I AM WHEEZING OH MY GOD, HELP ME

(Source: draggy-s)

My story length: 69 episodes (pfttt hahaha)

My genre: Magical Girl

My character: The uke (ohohohohoho /wink wink)

My lover: The bishie (ME GUSTA /wink wink wink wink)

The climax: You find out your lover is a cross-dresser (that’s okay…)

The ending: Whoops you are pregnant (OH MY)

THIS DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL GENRE

(Source: gasaii)

kayeol:

krhaze:

taesmile:

Wait… so his underwear looks like this

omfg

I needed that imagery, thank you.

(Source: sinwo0)

cisanime:

do you believe in yaoi at first sight

(Source: brook)

(Source: rexuality)

How do you make holy water?

badwolfcomplex:

catholicfemininegenius:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

reasons why kpoppers would die if their parents found their tumblr

parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
parents: what is dubulge?
parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
parents: are they speaking chinese?
parents: are they gay?
parents: why does he have blue hair?
parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
parents: they're all ugly.
parents: they're all prettier than you.

convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry

rankurusu:

There may be hope for the male protagonist. Remember when we thought that was actually his hair? Who knows? Maybe the BW2 dude is just wearing a very complicated hat.

(Source: reuniclus)